Streetcrow: Goodbye.
16.12.12
16
finallyhesleeps:

Because it’s Halloween, “Lost in Infinity” will be available at Amazon for free October 29th through Halloween at the stroke of midnight.
You don’t have to have a Kindle to take advantage. You can download the free Kindle App to your cell phone, laptop, tablet, iPod, iPad, iPhone or even into your browser. That’s right… no excuses.
Click here to get your free copy of “Lost in Infinity”
if you’re like me and you prefer an actual book so you can smell the paper and physically hold it in your hands like they used to do in olden times, click here.
Reblog at will. Please.

finallyhesleeps:

Because it’s Halloween, “Lost in Infinity” will be available at Amazon for free October 29th through Halloween at the stroke of midnight.

You don’t have to have a Kindle to take advantage. You can download the free Kindle App to your cell phone, laptop, tablet, iPod, iPad, iPhone or even into your browser. That’s right… no excuses.

Click here to get your free copy of “Lost in Infinity”

if you’re like me and you prefer an actual book so you can smell the paper and physically hold it in your hands like they used to do in olden times, click here.

Reblog at will. Please.

(Source: finallyhesleeps)

29.10.12
82
…and the award for the most wanted motorboat of the year goes to….. Shari V!!!! If I ever meet you in person, prepare for wet tits… that is all. 


shariv67:

Looks like we’ve settled on the CD title “A Tale of Two Titties,” that is if it doesn’t cause any problems in iTunes what with the naughty word and all. This means, I’ll likely be partially nude on the cover which should ensure that even my family doesn’t buy the damn thing. YAYYYYY?

…and the award for the most wanted motorboat of the year goes to….. Shari V!!!! If I ever meet you in person, prepare for wet tits… that is all. 

shariv67:

Looks like we’ve settled on the CD title “A Tale of Two Titties,” that is if it doesn’t cause any problems in iTunes what with the naughty word and all. This means, I’ll likely be partially nude on the cover which should ensure that even my family doesn’t buy the damn thing. YAYYYYY?

(via humorouscorpus-deactivated20140)

22.05.12
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What I think about stars.
The star game as some like to refer to it as is a website called http://favstar.fm/me. I do use this site because I love humor, both reading and sharing. I would just like to say that I’m not into trading stars, although I’m guilty of doing so in the past. I star just about anything that evokes an emotion but I don’t always see your tweet because I’m only on here a few minutes about half a dozen times a day. Then there are people who star EVERYTHING. It doesn’t bother me but there are those who think these ass-kissers, in their words, get them on the leaderboard. So what? If you feel that way then you already know the formula to get there. These people also feel somehow their tweets are better than everyone else’s, get over yourself and go write a book. I’m not here for fame and fortune, I’m just here to vent and have fun. So that’s what I think of stars. Use them however you see fit or don’t. I think the longer you’re on Twitter the more you’ll understand that we’re all here to escape from real life and have a little fun. If you took the time to read this, thank you. (via shanethevein)
24.04.12
21
lipstickspice:

Yes, we’ve all seen this a million times.  IT’S STILL FUNNY.

lipstickspice:

Yes, we’ve all seen this a million times.  IT’S STILL FUNNY.

27.03.12
16

Truthful Tuesday: Your Mom’s vagina tastes like marinara sauce.

27.03.12
2

If you get horny reading your Twitter timeline, Tumblr might not be for you.

22.03.12
9

Smoke it up funny boy, smoke it up.

12.03.12
1

Meditation? I thought you said medication. Well, it was nice seeing you again….

12.03.12
4

Original idea???

shanethevein:

Before you accuse someone of stealing a tweet, think of this. There are 460,000 new Twitter accounts made each day. There are over 140 million tweets a day, that’s a BILLION a week. People do steal tweets, but please look at their body of work before doing so. Just because our tweets are similar doesn’t mean I couldn’t have come up with that idea myself. I hate to break it to you, but there’s a good chance your idea isn’t original either.

05.03.12
24

Just heard there was a fire downstairs last night while I was up here passed out on vodka. I’m lucky to be alive. Guys, I’ve really learned something here… Drinking vodka makes me lucky!

29.01.12
2

(Source: k2bf, via shanethevein)

29.01.12
67

adamfogle:

i made a movie.

14.01.12
69

If you light a candle you might think of Elton John. If you think of Elton John you might cry. If you cry, you might kill yourself. Don’t light candles or you’ll die.

14.01.12
3
Confessions of an Underachiever: The Follow-Back.
19.12.11
66